Bubbleton
Your cheerful gut mascot

Hi! I'm Bubbleton.
Your gut tour guide.

I'll take you from your mouth to your microbiome, with a few laughs, burps and bubbles along the way. Every fact I share gets checked by a real pharmacist first.

Fact-checked by Isaac Annan, RPh
Bubbleton, a cheerful light-blue cartoon gut mascot wearing a brown bowler hat and navy bow tie, waving hello
First stop on the tour

Your stomach's spec sheet

Bubbleton's favorite stop is your stomach, one of the hardest-working organs you've got. Here are the real numbers.

Acid strength
pH 1.5 to 3.5 (strong enough to break down a steak)
Comfy meal size
About 1 to 1.5 liters
Time to empty a meal
About 2 to 4 hours
Inner lining
Replaced every few days
Cleanup waves
Roughly every 90 to 120 minutes when empty (that's the growl!)

Why a gut mascot?

Gut health gets buried in jargon. Bubbleton makes it simple and a little silly, so you remember it. Why do beans make you toot? Is heartburn really about your heart? Why do you keep eating after you're full? He's got answers.

Bubbleton comes from the pages of From Chew to Phew, written by Isaac Annan, a licensed pharmacist with more than 20 years of experience. Isaac reviews every script for accuracy.

"To fart is human; to laugh about it is divine."
Isaac Annan, RPh

Numbers are typical for healthy adults and vary from person to person.

Cover of From Chew to Phew: The Funny, Fact-Filled Guide to Farts, Health, and Humanity by Isaac Annan, RPh
The book behind Bubbleton

From Chew to Phew

The Funny, Fact-Filled Guide to Farts, Health, and Humanity

Follow your food from the first bite to the final toot. Pharmacist Isaac Annan explains how digestion really works, from stomach acid to gut bacteria to the gut-brain connection, with plenty of laughs along the way.

  • Real science in plain, friendly language
  • Myth-busting on bloating, heartburn and "leaky gut"
  • Simple, practical tips for a happier gut

All three are on Amazon. The hardcover makes a great gift.

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